{"product_id":"bitches-love-peonies-floral-canvas-tote","title":"\"Bitches Love Peonies\" Floral Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis isn’t just a tote bag. It’s a coping mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eMade from heavy-duty cotton canvas, it’s built to survive farmers’ market ego battles, wholesale flower runs where “in stock” is a loose suggestion, and the emotional weight of carrying both groceries and the knowledge you definitely didn’t need more peonies again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThe structured 12 oz canvas holds its shape like you wish your day would. Reinforced handles mean you can load it up with sketchbooks, design binders, emergency snacks, and at least one bouquet you absolutely justified to yourself in the moment and now have to explain to no one in particular.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eOne side gives you the main character energy: a blooming peony headline loud enough to announce your priorities without you saying a word. The other side keeps it quieter — delicate line florals for when you want to look “soft and artistic” instead of “chronically enabling your own flower addiction.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eAvailable in natural or black, depending on whether you want to look like an earthy floral romantic or a florist who has seen things and is choosing emotional neutrality today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eIt’s practical. It’s durable. It’s mildly judgmental of your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e• Heavy 12 oz 100% cotton canvas that can handle your emotional baggage and your actual baggage\u003cbr\u003e• Flat-corner construction for a structured, no-nonsense silhouette\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced self-fabric handles for hauling questionable decisions comfortably over your shoulder\u003cbr\u003e• Sewn-in label because you are not a hobbyist, despite what your sleep schedule suggests\u003cbr\u003e• Available in natural and black for “soft florist energy” or “don’t talk to me before coffee”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Spot clean only (like your reputation after a wholesale order)\u003cbr\u003e• Do not bleach (you already know better)\u003cbr\u003e• Line dry\u003cbr\u003e• Do not iron directly over print unless you enjoy regret and melted design transfers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: May encourage unnecessary flower purchases, aggressive market bargaining, and unsolicited commentary on peony seasonality.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":52985489424608,"sku":"97429376375156347738","price":26.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/3820\/4384\/files\/8807888648400640379_2048.jpg?v=1780793202","url":"https:\/\/shop.katsfloraldesign.com\/products\/bitches-love-peonies-floral-canvas-tote","provider":"Kat's Floral Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}