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The relaxed retail fit makes it easy to throw on with jeans, linen pants, or whatever is clean after a week of wedding installs and poor decision-making.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eFeaturing the phrase \"Bitches Love Peonies,\" this shirt isn't making a statement. It's documenting a condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eWear it while buying flowers you definitely don't have room for, arguing with wholesalers about stem counts, or casually reminding people that peonies are the superior bloom. The vintage-inspired floral artwork adds just enough charm to balance out the unhinged level of commitment required to spend half your paycheck on flowers that will be gone by next Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eCute? Yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eStable? 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