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Cotton so soft it makes your other tees look like they stopped trying, which they did. It layers under a cardigan, pairs with high-waisted jeans, works for approximately every low-effort situation that still requires you to look like you thought about it. Which is all of them. All situations are that situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis is the shirt for the person who has opinions about foliage. Who has at some point physically recoiled at a bouquet. Who understands that baby's breath is not a garnish, it's a cry for help, and has been gently, privately judging people about it for years. You don't have to say anything. The shirt says enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% combed ringspun cotton. Soft. You'll notice immediately and say nothing because that's your thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSlim fit, longer body. You have a torso. This accounts for it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e4.2 oz\/yd². Lightweight, breathable, completely unbothered by your schedule\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReinforced side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed collar. Built to hold its shape unlike the floral arrangements at your last family event\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label. Because the tag was the only part that wasn't working\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRuns small. Size up. 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