"Bitches Love Peonies" Floral Graphic T-Shirt
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Some people spend their weekends hiking, doing yoga, or maintaining a healthy work-life balance.
You spend yours stalking flower availability reports and getting irrationally excited about peony season.
This tee is for you.
Made from ridiculously soft Airlume cotton, it's lightweight enough for flower market mornings, greenhouse wandering, and explaining to strangers why peonies cost what they cost. The relaxed retail fit makes it easy to throw on with jeans, linen pants, or whatever is clean after a week of wedding installs and poor decision-making.
Featuring the phrase "Bitches Love Peonies," this shirt isn't making a statement. It's documenting a condition.
Wear it while buying flowers you definitely don't have room for, arguing with wholesalers about stem counts, or casually reminding people that peonies are the superior bloom. The vintage-inspired floral artwork adds just enough charm to balance out the unhinged level of commitment required to spend half your paycheck on flowers that will be gone by next Tuesday.
Cute? Yes.
Stable? Debatable.
Product Features:
• Ultra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort
• Lightweight fabric that breathes better than most wedding clients
• Retail fit that's easy to layer and style
• Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams for durability
• Tear-away label because life is irritating enough already
• Professionally printed graphics built to survive repeat washes and floral-related meltdowns
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron on medium heat
• Do not dry clean
Warning: May result in unsolicited peony conversations, impulse flower purchases, and an overwhelming urge to tell everyone your favorite variety.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean